The Doctor (Episode)

The Doctor is the 3rd official episode of Dumbland!

Plot
Randy's lamp gets broken, and after a wild electrocution while trying to fix it, the doctor comes for a visit. But, This Doctor's visit is quite a bit different than you would expect.

Characters

 * Randy
 * The Doctor
 * The Wife
 * Mailman

Text Script
Randy is in Red, The Doctor is in Blue , The Wife is in Brown and Mailman is in Gray

VIDEO BEGINS

Act One: Before Burnt-Ness
Hey, you got any mail for me!?

Sorry, no mail for you.

Walks away

Oh yeah! Well I got 2 letters for you!

F U, Stamp licker!

Walks into other room to see broken lightbulb

WHO BROKE THE FUCKIN' LAAAAAMP!

Aeyayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayaya-I did it!

Runs away and slams door

I'll fix it my fucking self!

Weakly attempts to poke lightbulb

Pokes lightbulb and gets electrocuted

Cries while yelling!

Randy got burnt to a crisp and was sent to the hospital

Act Two: The Doctor's Visit
The Doctor opens the door and The Wife is still terrified

AAAUGH!

I am the doctor.

Screen Transition

Opens his mouth while saying aahhhhh

Does that hurt you?

Eyes wobble around NO.

Pulls out a stethoscope and puts it on Randy's heart

Does that hurt you?

Eyes wobble around NO.

Pulls out a syringe and twists it around in Randy's hand

Does that hurt you?

Eyes wobble around NO.

Hits Randy in the head with a hammer making his head go back and forth

Does that hurt you?

Eyes wobble around NO.

Quickly stabs the side of Randy's head with a knife

Does that hurt you?

NO, WAIT JUST WAIT A FUCKING DAGA-

Randy beats up The Doctor while cussing and yelling a lot while dramatic music is playing

Just as I thought, you're completely normal.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

VIDEO ENDS

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to have screen transitions
 * This is the longest of the first 4 episodes.
 * This is the only episode with both The Doctor and Mailman in it.