A Friend Visits

A Friend Visits is the 4th official episode of Dumbland!

Plot
Randy gets angry and breaks The Wife's Clothes line and after has a good talk with one of his best friends.

Characters

 * Randy
 * The Wife
 * The Friend

Text Script
Randy is in Red, The Wife is in Brown and The Friend is in Navy

VIDEO BEGIN

Act One: Before
Runs towards Clothes line

AHHHGGGHHHHHH!

Runs towards Clothes line

What the FUCK Starts breaking clothes line

No, it's my clothes line, my clothes line ayayayayagaauyyy!

What if I had to go out to the garden at night to take a shit, I'd slice my FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Squeezes The Wife's head because she won't stop screaming

Say what?

Pulls the clothes line out of the ground, smashing it into a mess and throws it into the road causing a crash

Act Two: A Friend Visits
Hehuhhehuhhehe.

HUHUHUHUHUHU.

Hehehehe.

You going up to the mountains?

Spits Yep, I'm going fishing.

Long Pause

Farts loudly

Hehehehe.

HUHUHUHUHUHU.

Cut their heads off right there by the stream. Cut 'em, fry 'em up.

I like to kill deer.

Chuckles Who don't?

Same thing, I cut their head off right there in the woods. Then I rip them open, and fry me up some genuine deer meat.

Do you like to kill sheep?

Laughs Sure do.

Same thing, sheep are fun to have around and I like to kill them.

You cut their heads off?

Sure do.

Same thing, clean their heads up some and hang them up on the wall.

I got 2 of them hanging out in the Latrine. I see the sheep keep staring at me and i'm liable as shit.

HUHUHUHUHUHU.

I cut the heads off all the animals I kill. Horse head, dog head, cat head, pig head, all of them, that's right!

I tell you what? I got walls full of them, better believe it.

BURPS

There's nothing like sharing a kill with a friend.

I like to kill things.

VIDEO ENDS

Trivia

 * This is the only episode to have The Friend in it.
 * This episode has the most amount of dialogue, not counting the song in "The Ants".